sTori Telling Stories

I went through hoops and loops and semi begging to get ahold of this book. It’s seriously sold out everywhere. If you see a copy, grab it and buy it. You may not want to now, but when you’re finished reading this, you just might.

Or what the heck, grab it, buy it and give it to someone as a gift. Not me because I got my copy and (almost) finished it in one day. That’s a miracle with me and books. I’m still trying to finish Eileen Cook’s “Unpredictable” – its so good but I never have the time to really finish it off.

And since Tori and I are BFFs, reading her was like talking to a good girlfriend over the phone and you never want to hang up or have the conversation end. Ever. That’s why I have one chapter left.

With the reality show over, this is the only dose of Tori I have until I start over and read the book again. Oh, yes it is that good.

There is a reason it is sold out everywhere. I had to have my friend return back to a street seller on the side of the road to get this copy for me. A street seller on a road – who normally sells strawberries or peaches or crack had three copies of the book.

She texted me about it as she was leaving and I texted her back to go back and get that shit. So very black market, no? Then she brought it to me at the wedding. It was like my very own present for attending. Besides the wonderful bracelet E gave me.

Book in hand, you know I so started it drunk as a skunk immediately after the wedding after party and woke up at 6am to read some more. It’s that good!

I don’t know if it’s the inside scoop to some of the behind the scenes drama of 90210 or the fact that in so many ways you learn things about her that you had no idea of…such as Dean Martin was her grandfather – how freaking cool is that? Or that the only way her mother communicated with her, as an adult was through written correspondence. Seriously.

I’m not one to condone affairs and adultery but I’m going to hand this one to her. I’m a sucker for love stories and her description of falling for Dean had me in tears; then it had me laughing my ass off when she went to visit Dean’s wife. The girl has what I call, gutso mucho.

Years back, I remember reading about their wedding and I thought then, how the F do you get married with no guest list? Reading it and how she planned it, I’m down with it.

I never read anything so brave, heart breaking, funny and charming all in the same book especially since the heroine is a celebrity born with the silver spoon. She honestly has me as a fan forever or if she wants to grab lunch, a BFF.

Your next stop should be Amazon or go find some dude on the side of the road. Yes, it’s that good.