Bridezillas has become my guilty Sunday night vice – that and Peach frozen yogurt. You can find me with a big bowl on the couch in front of the TV laughing out loud at this hot mess of a show.
From 7 – 8pm, I watch last week’s show (tell you why in a second). From 8 – 830pm I watch the first half of the new episode. You see, at 8:30 where I live is when Girlfriends comes on (CW Network) and since I don’t watch Girlfriends during its normal season air dates, I watch the reruns during the summer.
And let me tell you, I had no idea that the last season was the very last season. How come no one told me? My New York chauffeur dropped that bomb on me on my way back to Texas. Yes – I ordered a private car to take me to the airport. Expense report. He told me this because after he dropped me off, he was picking up the one and only Diana Ross. I felt special, or would it be pre-special? Moving off this tangent…
Last night’s episode was a scare. We had a mom/bride who yelled at everyone. Yell is not the word, I don’t know how to explain Lisa’s tantrums. They were scary. And she is crazy.
Even crazier is her husband to be, for the second time around. They got married, divorced and now are remarrying each other. She yelled at him for everything. The shocking moment for me is when they went to book their honeymoon (uhm, 3 days prior?) and she insisted that they fly first class. That bill was $9000 each person, totaling close to $18,000. For airfare! My question was the obvious, why did they wait so late to book their honeymoon? The groom to be had sense and was not for that expense. Naturally Lisa went outside and cried. I hope that guy totally divorces her after he watches the tape. They were fake tears and she even had the balls to laugh and smile into the camera behind her fiancé’s back when she finally got her way. Seriously?
If that wasn’t enough – Lisa and her teenage daughter have somesort of very unique and odd relationship. Lisa calls her daughter a bitch more than once. While shoe shopping, Lisa constantly yelled at her and then the daughter took a page out of mommy’s book and shouted back to her, in the shoe store, that she was a big bitch.
If that was me and my mother, I can tell you right now, my face would still be on the floor of that store. There is no way. But I have to give the daughter small props for dropping this hilarious line to the camera:
She can’t have it her way. This ain’t Burger King.
Am I the only one, but do you think that the Platinum Brides totally laugh and balk at the Bridezillas? I’d love to see a Platinum Weddings Bridezilla episode. I want to see a no budget bride go bridal crazy. Now, that would be awesome.