Thursday, July 17

JA + JM = 4Ever

Now, you may know I do not like Jennifer Aniston. I know I may throw a lot of dislikes up here on the blog, but hoenstly she is the only celebrity I do not like. We would not get along, at all.

What you may not know is that I also do not like John Mayer. I know. I know. You can pick your jaw up. I just never really got into him musically. From what I've seen media wise of him - not liking. I don't think he is cute, I don't think he is funny and I don't listen to his music. My friends get into a shcok when they learn these things of me. Its almost like the time when I turned down going in on Coldplay tickets...let's not go there because I like y'all and I know the entire world loves Coldplay - so I won't even go there.

What I do like?
John and Jennifer together. Perfect bliss in my opinion.

From my point of view, she kinda acts rude and egostistical and so does he. Pefect.
Please let them stay together forever. Please. Please.

Even, at the lake, the consensus of the girls was Team Aniston. I'm Team Jolie. One, we don't know for facts that there was actual adultery happening. Two, Ms. All American Jen doesn't seem that innocent to me. It's my consensus that every conservative girl in America who ran out to get the Rachel cut is on Team Aniston and isn't a fan of Jolie. And that's okay. I wasn't one of them. And it's not because my 'fro was too kinky to go that way.

This reminds me that I have so many stories from the lake that I want to share with y'all. As soon as I'm able to remember the weekend without wanting to run to the restroom, I'll share.

5 comments:

Jacki said...

I can't say that I'm a fan of Aniston versus Jolie but I have to say that Aniston has one fine body! Really. Her stomach is to die for...not too cut but very toned looking. Yes I'm obsessed with physical health right now, don't worry I'm sure this too will pass.

Jennifer said...

I USED to be an Aniston fan. Until she started going on Oprah ever 2 minutes. An John Mayer? My body is a wonderland, but shut your mouth about it. Ughh. I can't stand him. So I agree whole-heartedly that they stink.

Bev said...

I've never been a John Mayer fan either. I remember my old roommate had copied a disc of his music for me and I just couldn't dig it either.

As far as Jen, I don't hate her, but I'm not a huge fan either. Well, not anymore. I read some where she was addicted to drugs, maybe that's what caused the separation.

But Coldplay, whoa! I did not know this about you. No worries, I only got into cold play like two years ago. I was a late bloomer.

Swishy said...

I am totally Team Jolie! I LOVE them together!!!

Nanette said...

That just means more John Mayer for ME! ;)