'Nuff said. If you should ever hear someone trying to plan a trip for me to the lake, stop them.
This is my second time in a year to Lake Tahoe. The first time was eh. The second time was grrr.
You know that wedding that I'm the MOH in? Well, it was her bachelorette party/girls weekend - so it was decided that we should go to Lake Tahoe. Again. I was there last year with the same group of girls - our get to know the bridal party weekend. I didnt't like it then. I still don't.
Buuut - the house we stayed in this time around was gorgeous. If it was the ocean beach, I'd sign up right now to stay in it again. It was a cabin house high in the mountains.
Ooh - I heard a bear, y'all! For serious. A bear. And yes, I was the person who wanted to leave some food out and see if it would climb up to our 400 feet in the air patio. I don't know what's wrong with me and large scale animals that can eat me for dinner. Because I so would just love, love, love to swim with a whale. Uh huh. A large whale. Like a Moby Dick. I don't know where it comes from.
During the weekend, we brought tons of groceries to the cabin with us meaning tons of cheese and fancy deli meats. I think I ate my weight in cheese hence making myself lactose intolerant. No joke. I was beyond sick on the plane ride back to Dallas. It was so awful.
We'll leave it at that. Moving on...
I found out over this weekend, that this wedding I'm in is costing the bride over $50,000. American dollars. WTF. Her family has money, I was for sure the wedding was a hefty price tag but $50k? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!
Then she got all offended that I don't eat lobster because they are having a steak and lobster dinner for the reception. Here's the deal: I just don't like lobster. And yes, I know its weird only because everyone else in the entire world loves lobster. Me, not so much. I really do not the like the taste.
And boy was she offended. What could I do?
Oh, yeah I don't like lakes. Apparently that just makes me so weird too. Not lking lakes nor lobster - makes me from a different planet.
That's where I've been...Lake Tahoe and getting sick from cheeses.