Thursday, March 13

Celebrity Stuff

Does anyone else feel uncomfortable when Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell go at each other?

I understand it makes for good television – as if the contestants weren’t enough, but seriously, it’s like sitting at the dinner table in between mommy and daddy while they go at each other’s throats. Very uncomfortable.

That’s not the only celebrity related uneasiness I’m feeling…are you just as disturbed that Nicole and Paris are both dating brothers? I am! I’m down with Nicole and and whichever Madden brother she is dating/canoodling/baby mama-ing. Then Paris entered the scene hand in hand with the other brother and something in me went ICK. Ew. And now every time, I scroll a gossip page, I have to see it.

If one of my good friends started dating Cowboy’s twin brother, I’d be a little worried and very on guard. WTF.

And let’s talk about the Preggers. Loving – Gwen and Angie. Not so much – Jessica Alba. Is it just me or did she turn straight up not nice as soon as she released her expecting news? Every interview I’ve seen her in, she just seems, well, put off and sassy.

And then, here comes something I never thought I’d hear myself say, I am loving Halle Berry. Even more so, her pregnant.

I’m allover her like she was when making babies with her hot ass boyfriend. As you may know, from the past, I couldn’t stand Halle. My dislike started once I saw her in Maxim after her Oscar win.

I’ll share – I think there is a list of celebrities that can pose in Maxim and then there are those that just can’t. Or more so, I’d be shocked and opinion 180’d if I saw them in Maxim. Celebrities that can do Maxim (in my opinion): Jessica/Ashlee Simpson, Eva Longoria-Parker, Miley Cyrus, Jessica Alba, Amanda Bynes, Eva Mendes , Angelina Jolie (pre-babies) and the list goes on. Celebrites who I’d be shocked to see do Maxim: Nicole Kidman, Naomi Watts, Calista Flockhart, Jennifer Aniston and Halle used to be on this list. And please if any of these women have been in Maxim, my mistake, this is just to my knowledge and opinion. But you get the idea of where I’m coming from, if I see a certain who on the cover, it just makes me go ‘hmmm’.

Halle’s Maxim doing was years ago and I have held the grudge since until I saw her on Oprah (it may have been a repeat) last week. She was cuter than the cutest. And fun. And then there was the story about how they intentionally tried to have a baby and how long it took. It was so sweet. Let’s not get me started on how she explained that she is finished with marriage because the stuff she was saying was making sense to me. Me! Girl over here that scours wedding blogs and has never been married. I can so see not ever wanting to do it legally. She gave the best, eloquent reasons not to.

Probably what really did it for me, was the way she described how she and the hot guy met. Something about how the ‘molecules in the room changed’. She had me at that moment and we weren’t even to the first commercial break. There is no doubt their baby will be adorably cute. And I just cannot wait.

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