I never ever ever experience PMS. I'm not kidding. People can never tell when it's my time of the month. Because I don't go straight up bitch on their asses.
But, let's talk about Yaz, shall we?
And not in the dumbest of all dumbest commercial kind of ways. (seriously? who came up with that concept? If I had a doctor friend and she spoke to me like that, I'd kick her. Especially when she talking like that over drinks. No. That's just not right)
So, I took the Yaz. Because my doctor, who is not my friend, suggested it was the easiest pill to start with. Low dosage. That doesn't mean low effectiveness. Low dosage does mean hot flashes, so can I have the high dosage now?
But, maybe I should explain my bitch ass mood today.
I took 2 pills within 24 hours of each other. Let me explain...
As a birth control pill virgin, this is all new to me. I have to take the pill at the same time everyday? And I want it to be effective...so day 1, I took it in the morning. Then I thought, what happens on a weekday when my morning begins earlier or when I sleep in on weekends...so I decided to take the next day pill at 6pm. Then, I thought about it and the doctor, who is not my friend, told me its best to take with a meal. I don't always eat dinner at 6pm. But I always eat lunch at or around noon. Today I took the Yaz at noon.
And the bitchiness and hot flashes started at 12:30.
It was like I was Susan Meyer up in this piece. Hot one minute, cold the next. Fanning myself, stripping clothes off or curling up in a warm ball under my desk. It was craziness.
I never ever want to be menopausal. When I was younger, my friends and I would joke how we were so looking forward to it - because that meant no more periods.
Well, if it's anything like today. F that. Give me a period till I'm 100 years old.
And on the other hand - if the pill is designed to trick your body pregnant...is this how pregnancy is, as well? Hot flashes? Bitchiness?
Then I don't want that either.
I think I near done scared Cowboy away for the rest of the week. Yesterday, I wanted babies. Today, I could kill a baby.
We're still blaming the hormones. More specifically, we blame Yaz. Logically, we should blame me for taking 2 birth control pills within 24 hours of each other. Smart one, Golightly, real smart.