Monday, April 2

Beyonce Will Never Be J.Lo

I've had my speculations all along. Beyonce is trying to become the next J.Lo

And I ain't biting.

First - there is the caramel/blonde weave action. J. Lo had it first.
Then there was the short glittery shirt dress. J.Lo wore it first.
Beyonce had to go snag a rap mogul. Ahem - J.Lo been there and done that way before Beyonce.
Big earrings. Bentleys. Diva 'tude.
J.Lo has done it all and Beyonce is scraping at the left overs.

Now don't get me wrong. I like Beyonce. A lot. I just wish the girl would get original and do something we haven't seen before - especially seen on J.Lo.

As of late, I was beginning to think - hmm, about time Beyonce branched out of Jennifer's shadow.

Then, I watched today Today Show.
Uhm hmm.
The girl went and done it again.

Just watch. Stay tuned for the second verse, not the same as the first:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=x-QDEGkB1_k

And when the F did she become Latina?
WHEN?

Now that J.Lo went and got down with her Hispanic side, Beyonce had to dip really low and find hers, too. As if the Shakira duet wasn't enough...

AIYEE.

2 comments:

CruiserMel said...

Okay, admittedly, I didn't check on the youtube thingy, but I did see Beyonce on Larry King last night - and you are dead on correctamundo. I couldn't put my finger on it, but yup, you are right. And as for the Shakira duet - okay song, creepy dancing. I don't think B looks right doing that hula hip stuff. It's gross. Then again, I'm not a guy - guys probably think it's hot. Eeew... She needs to stick with "Irreplaceable". I like that attitude.

Bev said...

Oh, I forgot to tell you I caught Beyonce's Spanish video for irreplaceable on MUN2. Yep, I'm not even kidding.