The news just keeps on getting better - get this: when I travel to LA, since I am the first one out there from the department, I have to take all the merchandise.
We are insured for a million dollars for the event. I think that means I'll have that much worth of jewels on me. Which means, as I just found out, that I have to travel with a bodyguard...
MOVE OVER, LINDSAY LOHAN
Because there is a new girl in town with a bag full of worthy jewels..uh huh that's right.
I'm so excited. As you can see it takes so little, so very little. And yes, I will plan a travel outfit to be traveling with own personal bodyguard. Seriously you can't just wear anything. My celebrity fantasy will come true because don't think I won't be acting like I'm somebody with some big buff man following my ass. Uh huh, that's right.
Today - I LOVE my job. Bodyguard, LA, Golden Globe tent. Yeah, it's golden.
And speaking of, I have two weeks to lose ten pounds. That's the 5lbs I added on from all that Mexican food I ate in San Antonio. And the 5lbs I added during the week of Christmas to today. Uhm hmm. I need to lose the weight, seriously. You have no idea how the sight of my thighs are disgusting me more so than the diamond industry right now (don't worry I'll stop mentioning it one day).
Oh and before I forget - O, Canada called with a bunch of random ass questions again. I actually lied to him and told him that I found a boyfriend. And to make the lie sweeter, it was an Australian boyfriend. I just had to fight foreign with foreign. Right?
New Years is looking good. We're hosting a big to do, supposedly the biggest thing to happen in Dallas that night (we'll wait and see about that). But I get to stay the night here. So that's cool. Even though its 2 blocks from my apartment.
I never pass up anything free; especially if its a hotel. Come. On.
And you so know, I already browsed the room service menu because after a New Year's Eve night I do not want to be wondering about breakfast - just bring it up to me. Thank you very much.
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4 comments:
ok, can your life GET any sweeter at the moment? A freakin BODYGUARD?!?!?!?!!? Hello!
But hey, we don't want to see any pictures of you, getting out of your limo, with your cooter hanging out for the whole world to see, kay?
Can you sneak some diamonds to me..in the mail maybe...?
I am so going to be looking over the gossip sites for your picture and the blurb:
"We're not sure who this is, but she has a bodyguard and she looks so good we had to include her."
Whatever, it takes so little! That is HUGE! Blog from LA! You have to!
Take pictures with the bodyguard. That would be hilarious.
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