Curiosity Will Kill the Cat

So, of course, I wrote back to mi Italiano. He wrote back.

I don't know what I did to make him all ga ga over me, but, what can I do? I live here; he lives there. I'm making nice with him because the group is already discussing possible dates in June for us to go back to the house. Uh huh.
I just hope my tan lines are gone by then. And yes, I would so go back.
I now plan to be somewhere in Mexico at least one a year.

Anyways, call it shameless flirting or whatever, but the fantasy in my head of the two of us will stay in my head. And the emails--they'll continue on...

So I asked him if he was married, had kids, and his age. I just had to know. His response below:

HOLA' MI AMOR
I 'M WORKING VERY MUCH BECAUSE WE HAVE GUESTS IN VILLA.
BUT... I' M HERE TO ANSWER YOUR TERRIBLES QUESTIONS.
YES, I' M MARRIED.
I ' M BUDDHIST SO I HAVE 3 BRIDES.
THE FIRST BRIDE IS CUBANA,BARBARA. THE SECOND IS CHINA, YASCIKO AND THE LAST
BRIDE IS THE PANAMA , ARIANA.
I HAVE 2 LITTLE KIDS AND I 'M 35 YEARS OLD.
BUT... YOU KNOW THAT ALL MENS ARE LIAR.
SO... I ' M A MAN , I' M A LIAR AND SO I 'M NOT SAYING THE TRUTH.
THE TRUTH IS THAT
I 'M NOT ABSOLUTELY MARRIED.
I HAVE NOT ANY KID AND I'M 38 YEARS OLD.
I LOVE MEXICO. REALLY RIVIERA MAYA AND ITS SEA.
SO ...I CARRIED OUT MY DUTY.
ONE LAST THING:
"ME GUSTAS MUCHO Y TE ESTRAÑO."
Y ESTA ES LA VERDAD MAS GRANDE.
UN MONTON DE BESOS PARA TI , MI AMOR.

Don't you just love his wit? And the poor English/grammar?
I'm gonna sit on this awhile and not respond because as you can see he is falling. Hard.