Can You Keep a Secret?

I did make one last batch of cupcakes for the work peeps.
Sometimes I don't pick up the phone when Incredible calls.
My cell phone ring is "Jenny From the Block". People laugh when they hear it. 'What?!?'
I love the song "Share My World" by Rhiana--not as much as I love "Jenny From the Block".
I am terrified to start the new job.
If I find myself talking to myself while driving; I'll put on my earpiece so I don't look crazy to fellow drivers passing me by.
I always sing in the car. Sometimes, dance.
I don't really like alcohol.
I'd rather shop and bake than sleep.
I've already seen "40 Year Old Virgin" three times.
When I was a kid I'd devour anything chocolate. Now, as an adult, I don't like anything chocolate...except Cadbury Eggs. That's different.
I'll dance like a wild woman alone in my apartment when bored. Just pop in "Jenny From the Block" and I am gone.
I only own one cookbook.
I only own one pot and too many baking pans.
I'm still peeling from my sun burn.
I so didn't tell mi Italiano that I have a boyfriend.
I cannot find a new couch to save me. I like them all and cannot put the money down and commit to one couch.
Moving is fun for me.
I could write a book about it, I've done it so many times.
If there is a monogram "T" on it, I LOVE it.
I don't watch the news. Not even morning news shows.
I do watch Top Chef, America's Next Top Model, LOST, Freddie, The Sopranos, Big Love (Anyone else watching this?), and 24.
I am so hoping Audrey is guilty on 24. I cannot stand her!
My last days here are flying by too quickly.
Sometimes I think I reply to emails too quickly.
I'd rather be a size 8 and 5'8"---that is my ideal size.
I wear heels to make me appear 5'8". How will I walk to my new office in 3 inch heels? HOW?!?
I was in Target three days in a row last week.
Since I am slow, I just now bought and am reading "Can You Keep a Secret". HILARIOUS!