From Zulema's gold eyeshadow. Emmet's hot pink polyester shirt. Tim doing the robot on skates. The choo-choo line.
It was gay to the wall last night on Project Runway.
This must've been the most boring assignment ever: design a ice skating outfit for Sasha Cohen.
But before that last season's Rob all dressed up in a US Postal worker outfit delivered the outfits that each designer had to wear to go see what the assignment was.
I'm sure on paper this looked exciting. As Rob delivered each package and received the "am I supposed to know who you are" responses from the designers, I just gagged.
Come on. We all know they watched the first season. And Rob doesn't look that much different.
He was welcomed with as much excitement as if Aunt Flo was in town.
Oh, you, again. OK.
It was like the wet blanket welcome and Emmet didn't even know who Robert was...oh, gosh.
And I'm sorry but I so think Zulema knew what the assignment was way ahead of time. Who the heck puts on that much gold eyeshadow in the middle of the day? WHO?
All at the skating rink they learn the assignment and things get underway.
I am so sorry, but Santino has got to go, like yesterday. His costume was so UGLY--a Phoenix rising from the flames?!?! Huh...and could you put more tacky shredded pieces of fabric on it? When your model says, "stop"; I think you should listen.
Andrae--what can we say? I heart him. His over the top dramatics for everything crack me up. He needs to be in the final three just for that reason and his bright day-glo running shorts.
To speed this along: Kara questions her design, Chloe is on a roll in her own world, Daniel V. is mastering his in his oh so cute way, Zulema is creating an outfit when described sounds like the ice world has been there-done that, Nick--well I don't know what he was up to--laying low, I guess; and Santino is in the back corner doing an awful impersonation of Michael Kors.
Can someone make him SHUT UP, already. Diana's mousy voice is gone and now its been replaced with his booming "I rule the World" voice.
At the end of it all: The panel dislike Santino's creation and think that Emmet's is an out of date design. Since this is television Santino is safe, once again.
Zulema wins. Because we all knew that from the beginning. The gold eye shadow told us so.