I'm going to San Francisco! Yahoo! I'm going for work, if you can call it that. I have to do a work meeting that is from 10:00 AM to 3:30 PM...WTF?!?! Who cares? The company is paying for 2 nights in a very grand hotel and all my expenses Thursday through Saturday. Hee--guess I can brush that Media Relations disappointment off my shoulder. Gone! Or it soon will be, once I get on that plane...
I plan on sight seeing the city, solo all day Thursday---scary! I'm brave like that, I think. I will definitely go to Union Square, this you know. I already have a map for shopping. Yes, a map to shop. It is a necessity.
Have you ever started a day of shopping and found yourself to blow your budget all in the first few stores, only to wind up in SAKS where the fucking skirt you been eyeing is on sale--half price?!?! and you have no money left?
You cannot reason taking back the other items bought? See, if you had a map, you'd have hit the SAKS first. I'm just saying, it's happened to me, too too many times.
Then, I will hunt and find Citizen Cupcake because I haven't had a sugar high since the cupcake hour party. Dinner will be at Home. Like a true reality TV addict, I will be back in my hotel for the start of Big Brother and Being Bobby Brown*! Does that last part sound sad? Not so much, I don't want to be wandering the streets at night, alone.
Miss me. I'll be back in a week.
*Don't forget to tune in. Whitney was wearing an afro wig in the previews. So, you know it will be just as good!