Can someone please explain to me how Melinda is more hot than Joey? Is it because she is blonde, tall, big-boobed--what is it? Oh, yeah I'm talking about the Real World: Austin. So, then maybe someone should explain to me why I care. I'm watching because it's in Austin, the old stomping grounds. Is that a good excuse? Oh, and Dog: Bounty Hunter looked boring last night. Yeah, I watch that, too.
In the very first episode of RW: Austin, all the boys in the house went ga-ga over Melinda. I was stumped. The two smart boys got over it and started their 'groupie drawer'.
As a woman maybe I realize I should be appalled, but I think it's genius. They each throw in numbers from girls that they have met out on the town. Then they blindly pick a number and call. Now, if this was eight years ago--would my number be in that drawer? Hell, yeah. Not because they are hot, but because back then I'd probably would have drooled over Wes and hello--cameras! Whoa, let me get rid of the faux-shame, y'all now I speak the truth. If I lived in Austin, now, don't be shocked if my number would be in that drawer.
Danny has a thing for Melinda and it bothers me. She's just not that cute. The traipsing around the house in her undies, can we say "attention-whore"? Then, again, Danny's looks could be questionable as well.
Everyone has their own idea of what's hot and what's not. With me, it should take more than big boobs and blonde hair. Right?
How else can you explain why men drool over Pamela Anderson? Or why Melinda is that hot?
If I lived in the Real Word house, you bet I'd be like Wes, trying to bed Johanna, big time.
Oy, I need to stop watching this crap.
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I don't know why I watch that crap either (lord knows I don't have a connection to Austin so I can't even use that as my excuse!). And amen about Melinda - prancing around in hot pants, talking about how much she likes sex. Someone's daddy didn't give her enough attention growing up, for sure.
She has trailer hair. There - I said it.
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