Friday, June 24

Mission: Groomsman. Part One, of what I am Sure will be Many

I called Groomsman. Yes, I did.
I needed a safe plan for attack so I decided to call him during lunch. First, I may need to mention that I didn't have his number, since I erased it when all that drama went down? I was too proud to call AP for it. I looked all up and down my emails--get this I erased all of that too. Gee, I must've been really mad back then and really can't remember it being so bad. Huh.
So, I called T-Mobile. They love me.
Last year when Incredible swore up and down he called me (when I said he didn't) and I was so asleep talking to him on the phone (wtf?), I called T-Mobile to figure that one out. I apparently erased his number the night before that too. Yeah--don't cross me or you'll get erased, like that!
The T-Mobile guy solved the mystery and yes, I spoke to him. Oy.
This time it was a woman. She was very understanding. The only for sure date that I knew, me and Groomsman spoke on the phone was the night of AP's wedding. That's all I knew; oh and the area code to his number. Since it was a (210) code, we, me and T-Mobile girl Janine (What up?) had a problem.
Most of the people I call have 210 numbers. Oh boy. Janine told me she could just mail me my phone record so I can go through them all. That would take way too long. I asked her to fax it. T-Mobile don't do that. Then I swallowed my pride and told her half the story and how this was one of those carpe diem deals. She must've been a hopeless romantic like me.
We went through all the numbers. Boy, was that hard work. Since I don't even know how to remember a phone number anymore (thank you cell phone); she had to go repeating numbers to me while I was frantically scrolling my address book on my Nokia. All the while, my co-workers are witnessing this bullshit.
Finally, we got to 12:35 AM (meaning we went through the whole day of the wedding) and several incoming calls all came from the same (210) number. It was him. What can I say? He was wanting a second go round.
Voila, I had the number. Whoo. Then came the nerves. Vey.
I already get nervous when calling boys that have no reason to hate me. So you can imagine what this was like. I was mentally preparing myself for a second scream-a-thon.
I got voicemail. Voicemail sucks ass. I know you can be busy and all that, but voicemail leaves the door right open for rejection. I'd rather be rejected face to face than not returning my call.
I slumped back to work. Coincidentally with McDonald's---the first McDonald's I've had in over 2 months, thank you very much. And it tasted so good. Some people need Vodka, I need a Big Mac.
I cannot deal with rejection well. I kept my phone on silence and left it out so I could see if the blinking incoming call light came on. It didn't.
A text message did, twenty minutes after my phone call---uh huh.
Before I opened it, I saw it was from him. To open or not to open? Was I prepared to see his hate text for me? I took a deep breath and opened it:
"At the airport. Got your message, call you later"
Whew. No "bitch, I hate you"; "why are you calling me, whore?"; "What the fuck do you want?". Seriously, that's what I expected because that's what I would say to me.
I replied: "coming back to Dallas?" Did I just sound like some desperate girlfriend? I knew he was in Seattle.
He replied: "Park City"
Still no "bitch", "whore", "skank"---we're doing good so far.
I went back to working. At 5:30 I noticed a missed call from him---dang it, why do I have this phone on silent? His message was simple, calm, and reassuring: "Hey, it's me. I'm in Utah just got here and will be here until Sunday (what the fuck, why?) and will give you a call when I get back to Dallas. Have a good week"
Have a good week? That may as well been "take care"---why do guys end calls like that? Without a glimmer of hope that you may speak to them again. Take care, my ass.
So, now I wait for Sunday. Waiting sucks. I'll let you guys know how it goes, should make for interesting blogging and more interesting e-mails.

2 comments:

twisted panties said...

so do we have a call yet?

belvis said...

I HATE take care. we like to end on a hopeful note 'talk to you tomorrow' or even 'talk to you later'...meaning 'i like you and want to leave our options open'. Take care is like 'well, take care and have a good life if we never speak again.'...ugh...