I may have to start up an affair. Don't hate, allow me a minute. The other night I had a sex crazy dream, not co-starring my boyfriend, but another fellow: The Groomsman.
You may know who I am referring to, if not, let's just say before Incredible and I were official, I decided to have some other's guy pen dipped into my ink. Not just any other person, one of AP's groomsmen from her wedding. I was a bridesmaid--what can I say? I feel the scorn, it was wrong to do and yes, I have learned my lesson or part of it.
Now, oh no, now, I'd do it again, in a heartbeat.
After my sex crazy dream I was speaking to Daniel. We talk about sex all the time. Usually it's about comic moments involving sexual activity. Well, Saturday we decided to list our top 3.
The Top Three Best Sex, ever.
1. Brian, 2. Incredible, and 3. Groomsman (wait, I should take this moment and apologize to AP. It may get scarier, sorry, I know you have to look at him as normally as you can, but yes, he is number three)
Don't think that I am all bitch that I didn't mark my boyfriend at number one. It's not that he is not that great, its just that Brian was that great. I'm not scared to give credit where credit is due. Daniel laughed at me. He then, reminded me of the fact that he thought I could not stand Groomsman. Well, uh...
One thing has nothing to do with the other, does it?
Then I went and got super bitch and said that in reality if I could be honest, Incredible and Groomsman would be neck and neck, but since there was love behind one of them, Incredible had to win out, right?
Daniel asked what made Groomsman so great that he beat out all the other 13 people. Yes, 13--it's not that high of a number, is it?
Since I know AP may read this, I'll spare you the details. But he is that great.
That was eight months ago. Then I saw him for the first time since February, a week ago. I am not one to eat my words or say "regret" a lot; but if I knew then what I know now, gulp, let me swallow my pride and say: he may be where Incredible is now and that's just not the sex talking. He looked good (minus the iPod he was carrying) Again, there was this spark between us. I cannot explain it, but he and I see eye to eye on a lot of crap that has to do with relationships. He has some good wit about him, too, so conversations are never boring.
I love a man with some wit. I don't love him, but you know what I'm saying.
I saw him. Then I had the dream. Dreams like that are crazy and will get you thinking (fantasizing) a lot. A Lot.
Which could lead to some trouble...