Chaotic: Part Two

Who knew there'd be a part two to this mess?
This time it's about Britney. This time, I knew I was watching this show. Incredible is in New York City, which means I watch whatever I want. Is it me or does it sound kind of like: when the parents are away the kids will play?

Last night, I did a run, took a quick shower, ate, and made myself comfortable on the couch. It was 7:57 when my phone rang and it was the boy. I quickly rolled my eyes and answered. Can you believe he asked me to record Contender for him because he was at a bar that was not showing it? No, we are not repeating last Tuesday night, so I told (lied) him that I had no free space on my one and only VHS tape. Which is sadly holding 4 episodes of Sex and the City.

Yes, I own the DVD's. I recorded them before the final 8 episodes were released in stores. Then I lent my whole DVD collection to a good friend (over a month ago) and haven't seen them, yet. I won't say who, but I'm looking right at the letters A and P. So, to tide me over I watch those episodes when I miss the 'girls'. So, I'll be damned if I record some boxing over it.
Incredible huffed. Oh, well. When I was out of town two weeks ago, I set my own VCR to record my favorite shows, like a big girl does. Reason #8, we are not living together.
I compromised and told him, I'd watch and text him the situation.

This is how those two text's read, not in order:
"Sergio won. I think this show is fixed"
"WTF? JT and Cameron are there!"

You know Incredible was upset that that was the only replay he got. The winner and some not-so-news to him celebrity gossip. Hee hee. I'm sorry I could care less who was fighting, but the arena was chock full of celebrity-goodness. I had to tell someone and none of my friends watch "Contender" or do they?
With Cameron and her man at the Contender Finale in Vegas that meant Justin was not home watching his Ex make a fool of herself. I am sure he must TiVo it and make fun of her later with Cameron. I can just hear that annoying Cameron laugh right now, while she watches Britney 'think' she could have Brad Pitt. You know that laugh? I hate that laugh but I also dislike Cameron, so...
Seriously, I wonder what he thinks of this mess that he used to date and love? You know he probably rolls his eyes and thanks the Reality TV Gods, that now we all can see what a crazy she is and why he really broke it off with her.

Either way, I will let you know that I enjoy Chaotic. I love drunk Britney; she is so much fun. You know what I love more than Drunk Britney? Sexed Britney...I nearly lost it when Kevin asked her if she was feeling great. She said, she was. Why? "because the sex is great" Holla! I love it. This show makes me like her more because we can all see that her trashy ways are fo' real, y'all.