A lot of my friends think it is sexy to share a shower and romantic to share a bath with your lover. I think it's the grossest thing, ever. I cringe at the idea. When men asked me to join them, I turn my nose up and give them my face of disgust. I don't want anyone lathering me up and rinsing me; I am not a baby. I will not lather up a guy because he is not my baby. I don't want to touch anyone's dirt or wash anyone's hair. Ew. Don't get me started on baths...UGH! Sitting in someone's filth for a period of time and all the while trying to make it romantic. No way.
Incredible has asked me several times to jump into a shower with him (thankfully, he agrees with me on the baths). The answer has always been no. He stopped asking months ago.
You can imagine the shock and surprise he had this morning.
I had to wake up earlier to get to work for a workshop. Once I heard his shower running, I knew that he'd take awhile and if I didn't suck my analness (I'm sure I just made that word up) and jump in, I would be late to work.
I took off my clothes, took a deep breath, and hopped in the shower. OH MY GAWD. Let this be fast and sexless, please, I thought. It was neither and I was late to the workshop.
But I will never do that again, soap hurts when it gets caught in your eye and other unmentionable places.