Last night I found all sorts of ways to veg out. In a stereotypical fashion, I found myself digging into Ben & Jerry's vanilla ice cream, in sweatpants, on the couch while watching crap TV.
Does dinner get any better than that? It kind of did, when I ate a not so sloppy joe (can you see how I am stuffing my stomach before Boot Camp starts?), left overs from Monday night. Don't fear, it wasn't as sad as it sounds. I haven't had Ben & Jerry's in forever and two years. I was crying because I was laughing so hard at America's Next Top Model. Can you believe that they had the girls interview Eve and some were so star-struck they couldn't speak? HELLO--you already met Mary Hart, Boris Kdjoe, Beverly Johnson, Nigel Barker, Janice Dickinson, Tyra Banks, and you are going to lose it over Eve? C'mon now. In probably the best photo shoot, I have seen to date, the girls got to each dress up as the 7 Deadly Sins and pose in a open coffin, 6 feet under style. I loved it. Keenah's gluttony had me laughing. I'm sorry to say that Michelle needs to go, if I hear her whine about how she could have or should have done something better one more time, I will go Kahlen-wrath crazy on the T.V. Why doesn't Tyra go off on her like she did on Tiffany last week? Does this mean she cares less about the other girls?
After that debacle, I channel surfed until "Meet the Barkers" came on. Let me say this, I love reality television shows but I really, really, LOVE reality television shows about couples and their relationships. So, yeah I will be watching Britney and Kevin on UPN in May. Call me crazy but couple reality TV is where it's at. We are flies on the wall to whomever's relationship. We get to see the fights, the kisses, the gifts, the roll of the significant other's eyes, oooh the drama, I love it. Now that Nick and Jessica are off air, I miss Nick's sarcastic side comments of Jessica. I miss her constant shopping sprees while he sits at home watching sports or decorating for Halloween. That's real. When they left, I tuned into "Chasing Farrah". Watching Ryan dote on Farrah made my heart sigh with hope, that even at an older age crushes and giddiness still happen. Then a friend asked me if I was watching "Meet the Barkers"; I wasn't until last night. Last night Travis "dared" Shanna to try one day in his shoes and he will do what she does all day. Apparently he thought she slept all day while the nanny took care of the kids...it looked that way to me as well but I had just tuned in. They traded lives. Yes, he was left with the kids all day sans nanny, but she got to go assist and model in a photo shoot; is that really fair? Well, they are cute, if you can get by all his body art. Is it just me or are they completely ignoring Oscar De La Hoya's baby, Atiana? Anyone else notice that? All in all, I will say, I will tune in next week.