Wednesday, April 20

Here are Some Guidelines to Watching "Closer":

1. Don't watch with your significant other or with someone you may be interested in dating.
2. Don't watch while you are patiently waiting to have the "talk" with your significant other
3. Don't watch after you have consumed a large quantity of alcohol.
4. Don't watch if you are looking for ways to reason your own cheating self.
5. Don't watch if you absolutely hate Natalie Portman because there is a lot to see of her. A lot.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! So true. Did I tell you I finally saw the film? For those of you out there who haven't seen it and think it's a feel-good romantic flick...THINK AGAIN! All I say after was, "WHOA, that was TWISTED."
-Erin

Anonymous said...

closer sucked. what a major disappointment.

Celeste said...

Thanks for the movie advice, I have been wanting to see this film. I will rent it when the hubby is away on business ;)

Bev said...

How did you know I was watching it to reason my (or somebody else's) cheating self?