Thursday, March 10

America's Next Top Model Presents: "Bitchy v. Fatty". Who Do You Think Won?

OK, Tyra, we need to talk. You cannot fool us and tell us that Brita was kicked off because her photograph was not happening. Just tell us the truth you kicked her off because she weighs 138 lbs.
How is it that the two worst attitudes that "pissed you off" during the makeover made it through last night's elimination? Huh?!?! Afro-Puff Brandy told my boyfriend Nigel (Remind me that we so need to talk about how FINE he is) that she was too tired and that he took too long--No, she didn't, who the hell did she think she was, Naomi Campbell? I love the makeover episodes because you get to see what hair dye can really do to a person. In this case Michelle/Michael endured the pain of becoming a bleach blonde. Brandy gave us more attitude when they announced they wanted to do nothing to her because she was already "FIERCE" and then more when they gave in and cut her Afro-Puff. Then Tyra announces that two people have pissed her off and it will be considered during the elimination buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut just kidding because she cut out Brita. WTF? Purified-Brita was the cutest. So what, her FIRST photo was not so great--that's why it's the first photo shoot! She was the only girl there that is not shaped like a Q-tip and weighs more than a 5th grader. Come on! Don't fool me with your 'blah, blah, judges don't want to see here, blah blah, your photo sucks', Tyra, just tell us the truth: y'all thought she was fat and that you'd take a skinny wannabe Naomi with too much attitude over Brita.

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