When I was a freshman in high school, the cool thing to do in the crowded cafeteria was to see who could yell out "penis" the loudest.
I always won. Imagine that. A lot of my friends thought it was funny to see who could write penis the biggest in my yearbook. That was 1993.
The summer of 1995; my mom found that yearbook, practically fainted, then showed my dad, I then had a "talk" where I learned I should be shamed and that is not proper behavior for a young lady.
Little did we know, my improper behavior has gotten a lot worse since then and to this day I still snicker when I hear the word penis.
Enjoy, this penis story, which had me spitting out lemonade, from Crazy Us.
4.5 hours until Ed Burns burns me with his hotness