Not to disparage anyone with a long distance relationship or anything but it has been way too long. You know what I mean? Two and a half weeks too long to be exact. The first week my mom was in town. Then he went out of town. Then we went out of town, with us we took my monthly friend. Then he went out of town, again. I love when he goes out of town because absence definitely makes the heart fonder, may I add, more appreciative. At least on my part it does, I cannot speak for him. That monthly friend ruined our flow and I have Aerin and AP to blame.
Here's the deal, women who spend a lot of time together get synched up. I was happy with my synching buddies: my female co-workers. We had a good deal going on and perfect dates for our female adventures; the 20th or so of each month. I was happy. If I ever left some tools at home or ran out, I could depend on them for a loaner. Eww, not a loaner but a gift and vice versa. I knew when they were all PMSing and when to back off. We'd all joke about it. Those were good times. Awww, let me enjoy the memory because then Aerin happened.
I cannot explain this phenomena that happens to me. If anyone complains about a zit or an itch or some bodily function to me--POOF--that same illness is bound to happen to me. It's weird. In December, days prior to my birthday Aerin decided she would complain about her cramps to me. You can imagine how much fun I had the night of my birthday. You know what I mean because we are discussing periods here. Let's also mention that I just had that friendly visit two weeks prior, so I was mad. Then a few weeks later, the two of them, Aerin and AP, came over and were discussing how they were all synched up, bad cramps, and tampons. Just great, it was time for me to say goodbye to the female co-workers' club and hello to these two. Then since I spend most of my time at the office and my free time with the those two, my monthly friend honors me with surprise parties and decided not to be shown up by Incredible's surprise and crashed in on the fun.
The point is it's been too long because I get synched up to every female that comes into my space and things are looking up for Incredible's return this weekend.
Let's just hope that the Drag Queens at Gay bingo this Saturday have no effect on me.
Speaking of periods, the other Erin sent me this: http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200502/s1300583.htm