Now a word for all future suitors (just in case I don't end up marrying the one I am with now):
I'm sorry but someone just ruined it for you. Now for any future relationship to work you must do two things:
1. Whisk me away on a surprise romantic weekend getaway
2. Write me adoring emails.
That's all, I hope it's not too much to ask. I apologize now because I know it will be so unfair that I will be comparing you to Incredible---which as of right now, it will be hard for anyone to top.