Monday, January 24

What Your Mama Won't Tell You

No matter what promises or excuses a guy may give you; never, ever, ever make a home video of the two of you making whoopee.
Even if he tells you that; he will be the only one who watches it, he won't tell a soul, or that the tape has been erased. Those are all lies.
One day, many moons from then you may become famous and that tape may air out in public. The fool will be you.
I'm warning you all now and doing you a favor because I don't think anyone warned Pam, Paris, Jenna, and now Paige Davis.

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