Do I come across as a conservative? I would hope not. If you think so, please tell me now, so I can change whatever it is ASAP!
I have a friend, whom I've known for 9 months. We've eaten dinner together, gone out to bars, and there was one time that I was extremely drunk with her--the night she had her first martini. She was very drunk as well. The martinis were $3 each. You can imagine.
She is a very cute person and one of the prettiest people I know. Well, one of the Erin's wanted to hook her up with what we assume to be a fine specimen of a man. I question Aerin's taste, but was willing to give the benefit of the doubt when she said he was "Super-Fine". So, I relayed the info to my 9-month old friend, she seemed enthusiastic. That was Saturday, so today I sent her a follow email asking if she was still interested. The reply I got back, was not expected; the longest email ever explaining her Gay-ness and how she never told me because I would a) freak out; b) never hang with her, again; and c) I didn't seem like the type that would accept Homosexuals.
She ended the letter, so sadly, hoping that she, me, and my boyfriend (ha--if I still have one after that Valentine remark) could still hang out because she really loves my company.
Okay, has she met Daniel? Better, has she met me? True, I only know Gay boys but I open to a Lesbian friend...I'm Equal Opportunity over here--all applicants may apply.