I Don't Have Wedding Fever; My Closet Does

I have about eight wedding/bride magazines (Erin's getting married; I have an excuse). They are all shoved and thrown into my entry closet.
This only causes several cases of paranoia when a certain person comes in and wants to hang his own coat. We may need to re-figure something out because he is getting too used to me, taking his coat and hanging it for him and we are not in 1962. Underneath my bed is already crowded and my own closet is slowly turning into our closet. I'm thisclose to bringing them to my office, but if my co-workers saw them, I'll never hear the end of it. Then he has a key and numerously lets himself into my apartment when I am not there. Each time I pray its not the day I walk in and he is is sitting there, magazines strewn about and giving me that "Are you insane?" look.
But, then...the other night he caught me watching Real Weddings from the Knot (Erin REALLY is getting married). To my surprise he sat down and made fun of the Bride and her hideous wedding alongside me. THEN after we had a very heavy discussion about why is it that all the couples we know are having destination weddings. Seriously, what is up with that trend? I won't go too into it because you never know when you'll get an invite to Tulsa (ha ha ha ha) for my wedding.