I survived and began this morning with the following prayer:
Please, please let Oklahoma win the Orange Bowl. I have been a very good girlfriend (and OU supporter) and deserve to have a happy boyfriend.
If OU loses this game, the rest of my month is sure to go to shit, every conversation we have will sure to be what they could have done better or how they were robbed--whatever the case will be.
I never use my prayers for sports, but just this one time, please please let them win. If they lose, there is no amount of sex that I can give that will cure the hangover of defeat that I am sure he will suffer.
If you let them win, I will be the best girlfriend ever from this day forward and I will never ever make fun of a Boomer Sooner ever again.
Amen
1 comment:
I searched on "Tulsa" at Technorati found your blog and read most of your posts between that marriage in Tulsa bit and the Orange Bowl prayer.
I'm happy to say there is no amount of excuses ANY of us can offer... They sucked that night. BADLY. USC completely devastated them and E A R N E D their title fair and square.
So, you can keep your sex. You don't have to be the best girlfriend ever. And... just go lightly on the boomer sooner digs. All will be good in the world fall of '05. :)
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